Channel four calls Piers Morgan the "greatest wanker" ever

Channel four has supplied a nationwide service and raised cash for trigger all on the identical time. How? By calling Piers Morgan a "wanker", after all.

Yes, as a part of its new Stand Up to Cancer "rewards" scheme, Channel four has been dispensing some really scrumptious insults over on Twitter to the nation's favorite provocateur.

(And by 'provocateur', we imply "huge bellend".)

"Dear @PiersMorgan. Hope you are having a beautiful morning. Why do not you go and f**ok your self," they started.

The social media slag-off did not cease there, with the channel including: "Dear @PiersMorgan. The solely factor that Brexit Leavers and Remainers agree on is that you are a huge bellend."

They then signed off by telling Piers he was the "single greatest wanker within the historical past of human civilisation." Why not, eh?

Fortunately, Channel four aren't abruptly condoning bullying or something – they're really slating the Good Morning Britain host as a result of somebody paid them to.

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And if you would like to assist elevate cash for charity and get assist from Channel four's social media workforce, then you possibly can! A £5 donation may win you a observe, an sincere opinion of your avatar or a pleasant message about your mum.

£20 will get Channel four to ask for a elevate in your behalf, whereas donating £50 will bag you a Piers Morgan insult. Got £500 to spare? Lucky you! You're off to drinks on the First Dates restaurant.

Decisions, selections...