And Your 2018 Razzie Winners Are …

And Your 2018 Razzie Winners Are …

Okay, let’s just cut to the chase here. You know it, we know it, even educated fleas know it — The Emoji Movie was crowned Worst Picture at the 2018 Razzie Awards. It was a hard fight, with brief attempts made by Baywatch and The Mummy to steal its thunder,…
Atlanta Robbin’ Season Premiere Recap: You Good?

Atlanta Robbin’ Season Premiere Recap: You Good?

Prev Next Complete Series Coverage Atlanta is a show about some black folks living in that city. It isn’t a simulacrum Georgia’s capital. Or a faux-documentary. It’s not a manifesto on blackness (although virtually every character is black), or a cautionary tale (although some truly terrible shit does happen), or…
66 Oscar Monologues and Opening Numbers Ranked, From Worst to Best

66 Oscar Monologues and Opening Numbers Ranked, From Worst to Best

“Writers. Directors. Actors.” Steve Martin looked out at the crowd at the Kodak Theatre. The joke that followed could only work at the Oscars: “If we’re stuck here tonight and run out food, that’s the order in which we eat them.” We know one thing for sure about Sunday night’s…
America’s Next Top Model Recap: Crop It All Out

America’s Next Top Model Recap: Crop It All Out

Prev Next Complete Series Coverage What hath late capitalism wrought? Apparently a pretty pointless episode Top Model themed on social media influence, which these eight remaining girls must constantly cultivate in order to one day represent a line duvet ponchos. For all the self-branding evangelism that defined Cycle 23, this…
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: New York State of Whine

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: New York State of Whine

Prev Next Complete Series Coverage This week on our favorite show, Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things. They listened to their children demand gummy bears and then pulled them out the refrigerator miraculously because, well, no one has ever once wanted to eat a cold gummy bear.…
What Is the Coldest Netflix Show?

What Is the Coldest Netflix Show?

Of the many metrics you can apply to a television show — quality, length, number jokes, volume tears shed, presence or lack Sarah Paulson — one that ten goes unremarked upon is the temperature. In Girls, for instance, it was always hot, which meant that everyone’s hormones were on high…